Ever had one of those post-therapy moments when you're on the bus, and suddenly it hits you: 'Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!' Well, fear not, because Unemployed Philosophers Guild has your epiphany-packed back with our After Therapy Mints.

Formulated to help you process everything that spilled out during your session, these deliciously potent mints are the mental palate cleanser you never knew you needed. Once that therapy bill is settled, pop one into your mouth, and brace yourself for the flood of newfound wisdom. Even if the epiphanies are fashionably late, you'll still enjoy a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind – a win-win!

Packed in a cool, reusable tin, it's not just your revelations that get a tidy home. This tin can also accommodate your Paxils, Wellbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs, with room left over for the next day's pills. Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints. Don't leave home without these invigorating little wonders – because who knew you could get this cool after a therapy session?