Indulge in the sizzling world of Archie McPhee's Bacon Lip Balm – the 2-1/2" tube of lip-smacking delight! Twist the bottom for a succulent bacon flavor that keeps your lips moist and, well, meaty. Because why settle for ordinary when you can have bacon-infused kisses all day long?

PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH BACON MAGIC
Tired of fleeting bacon moments? Now you can have that mouthwatering flavor with every swipe! This soothing lip balm is the secret weapon against chapped lips, ensuring your pout stays as succulent as bacon itself. Warning: Your lips will smell irresistibly like bacon, but please refrain from biting – they're not bacon!

Whether you're a bacon lover or a staunch vegetarian reminiscing about the glory days of meaty indulgence, this Bacon Lip Balm is a quirky delight. It's the perfect gift for anyone who craves the taste of the tastiest meat without any actual meat involved. Each 2-1/2" tube comes with a twist bottom dispenser, ensuring you're always just a swipe away from bacon-infused bliss. Go ahead, pucker up for a meaty experience that's lip-smackingly funny!