The only thing serious about Totally Cheesy, is our commitment to providing a handmade, cruelty-free, environmentally-responsible, artisan soap, because there's nothing funny about the impact commercial so-called-soap has on your skin, mother earth, and her inhabitants. We (a fun group of misfits) have created a quirky soap makin', gift givin' gift haven for those kindred spirits who, like us, are slightly off their rockers. These folks can be easily spotted in the wild... laughing at their own jokes, gleefully skipping off the beaten path, telling authority figures where to go, and running outside to look for rainbows after a storm. We do not allow our products to be sold on Amazon by retailers.