Earn the Dicky-Do Award with our humorous candle! Hand-poured in a retro paint can, it features a green apple scent and wooden wick. Read more.
Introducing the Dicky-Do Award 16oz. Candle, a humorous nod to those who have achieved the pinnacle of the "game of life"! The front message sets the tone with a playful description: "You Have Successfully Earned the Dicky-Do Award! When your belly sticks out farther than your dicky do. A game of depressing skill!"
On the back, it continues: "Your new growth is alarming! Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of the game of life! You have successfully earned your right to pick and probe for bigger and better opportunities. And don't be alarmed by your ever-changing anatomy; remember, unexpected growth is all part of the aging process!"
Infused with the scent of Alarming Anatomy, with notes of Green Apple, this candle adds a humorous twist to any space.
Crafted from a 16oz Soy Wax Blend, it features a handmade wooden wick for an all-natural and even burn, offering approximately 70 hours of burn time. Plus, the label on the lid doubles as a gift tag, adding a personal touch to your gift.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches into a mini-paint can. Simply use a can/bottle opener to open. And when the candle has served its purpose, feel free to recycle the tin for various uses.
At our core, we take pride in our products, crafting scents based on personal representation. However, please be aware that our candles specialize in novelty scents, which may not cater to every person the same.
Remember, safety comes first: always use caution when burning candles, follow proper burning guidelines, and keep them out of reach of children and pets.