Festive As F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays is the ultimate antidote to holiday stress! If peppermint lattes aren’t enough to calm your nerves, grab your needle and thread to stitch away the anxiety with a collection of hilariously irreverent cross-stitch patterns. Perfect for crafting snarky gifts or simply blowing off steam, this book has everything you need to embrace the chaos of the season with humor.

With 20 cheeky designs created by some of the top cross-stitch influencers on Etsy, you’ll find something for every skill level and sense of humor. Whether you’re stitching “Ho” ornaments or Clark Griswold’s famous line, "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?" there's no shortage of sarcastic festive fun.

No experience? No problem! The book includes a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, easy-to-follow patterns, and vibrant images of the finished projects. From “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” to “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family,” these subversive designs will keep you laughing (and stitching) all through the holidays.

Make the most hilariously inappropriate gifts of the season, and above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!