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Grass Grows Here: Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch!
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Grass Grows Here: Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch!
The Diabolical Gift People

Grass Grows Here: Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch!

C$12.99 Excl. tax
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Meet the “Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch”—the quirky novelty dog that sprouts lush green grass! Add water, and enjoy a unique, low-maintenance companion that brings humor and whimsy to any space—no barking, no mess! Read more.

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Introducing the “Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch,” the perfect quirky addition to your home or office! This novelty dog is not your typical pet—just place it in the provided tray, add water, and watch as lush green grass sprouts from its back, creating a hilarious and unique living sculpture.

Ideal for those who appreciate humor alongside their greenery, this fun, low-maintenance companion adds a whimsical touch to any space. With no barking and no mess, you can enjoy a grassy pup that brings a smile to your face as it grows! Perfect for gifting or sprucing up your own decor, the “Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch” is a delightful way to combine laughter and nature.

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