Ahoy there, sailor, whaler, or aspiring scout! Unemployed Philosophers Guild is here to turn your landlubber self into a sea-worthy knot aficionado with our How to Tie Knots Coffee Mug.

This mug isn't just your average cup; it's a nautical adventure waiting to happen. Complete with a cleat for a handle and a length of rope, it's a mug that takes knot-tying to a whole new level. Open the box, and voilà! Follow the step-by-step instructions to master eight classic knots while sipping on your favorite brew – be it coffee, chai, cocoa, or a hot buttered rum.

Is it the perfect coffee mug or the perfect pastime? Well, it's a tie! And you should probably buy two – one for home and one for the boat, because you never know when the urge to practice your knots will strike on the high seas.

Comes in its own gift box, holding 12 ounces (350mL) of maritime mastery. Suitable for sailors and lubbers alike. Brine not included – but the laughter and skills are guaranteed!