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Rectum Plush- Bringing it up the rear
I Heart Guts

Rectum Plush- Bringing it up the rear

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Get cheeky with our I Heart Guts Rectum Plush - bringing it up the rear in hilarity and cuddliness. Perfect for a gut-busting gift or a whimsical twist to anatomy education. Read more.

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Get ready for a laugh and a snug with our I Heart Guts Rectum Plush - the cutest rectum you'll ever lay your eyes on! Measuring 9"x10"x3", this super-soft, high-quality plushie comes with a booklet hangtag, delivering fecal facts and fun artwork that'll have you giggling.

But it's not just about laughs; this rectum plushie is a champ when it comes to raising awareness about serious health issues. From rectal surgery to colorectal cancer, IBD, IBS, anal cancer, Crohn's, and colitis, this plush butthole is making a statement. Need to tear someone a new one? Start with the plush version!

Handmade at an ethically-certified factory in China and crafted from 100% polyester, this plush rectum is safe for ages 3 and up. Snuggle it post-surgery for heartwarming moments and smiles.

So, what does the rectum do? It's the ultimate poop pitstop! Butt of many jokes, this fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that signal the brain when it's time to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out, and if you're lucky, into the toilet! The Columns of Morgagni, those vertical folds, are named after the lucky Giovanni Battista Morgagni, probably by one of his disgruntled former interns. Butts up!

Gift this waste disposal champ to potty trainers or colorectal surgeons alike. Trust us; your colorectal surgeon will love you forever if you bring them a rectum stuffed animal. It's a quirky, cuddly, and comical way to appreciate the unsung hero of waste management!

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Need plant-tastic customer service? Shoot us a vine at ZIYA BLUE SERVICE. We're as sprout-y to help as a plant chasing the sun!

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