Get a grip on your keys and a good laugh with our Rectum Keychain! It’s okay to be a bit anal, especially when it comes to keeping track of your keys. Gift this cute rectum keychain to anyone who needs a pick-me-up in the butt of life’s challenges!

Colorectal surgery may not be cute, but our rectum keychain is! Lift spirits and rectums with some humor, making it a great gift for those facing rectal cancer. This funny and adorable keychain is the ultimate conversation starter, ensuring your keys bring smiles wherever you go. It's also an excellent awareness item for rectal and anal cancer, serving as a daily reminder to care for your behind.

Measuring 2” x 1.6”, this soft enamel keychain is engraved with the witty phrase "Rectum: Bringing Up The Rear" on the reverse. The accompanying cardboard backing provides insights into the humble yet vital workings of your amazing rectum. Designed in the U.S. and made in China.

What does the rectum do, you ask? Well, it's the last stop for poop! Often the butt of jokes, the rectum plays a serious role in the pooping process. Lined with nerve endings, it signals the brain when it's time to find a bathroom pronto.

Looking for the best colorectal cancer gifts? We've got your butts covered with our rectum keychain and other cheeky items. For those battling IBS, IBD, Crohn’s, or colitis, our plush anus is a hilarious companion to navigate the challenges. When life gives you rectum disease, make lemonade — or serve up some fresh diarrhea with a smile!