Dive into the world of hilarity with our Sparkly Sperm Enamel Pin – the ultimate funny sperm gift! This cute and glittery sperm cell accessory adds a touch of flair to anything it graces. Ideal for sperm donors, sperm banks, IVF clinics, or that friend navigating the fertile world.

At 1.25" in size, this adorable spermatozoa enamel pin comes packed on an educational card – because who says humor can't be enlightening? Crafted with love (and a touch of mischief) in China, it's the perfect gag gift for dads, sperm bankers, or, well, wankers!

Our cute sperm DNA gifts are a reminder that incredible things can emerge from dad's nether regions – including 50% of your genetic material! Did you know the fastest sperm doesn't always snag entry into the egg? The ovum can be quite picky, shutting out undesirables and shining her special light on favored sperm. So, even if your swimmers are slow, they still have a chance with Ms. Egg.

Sperm, the spunky swimming cell responsible for half of humanity, embarks on a daily journey from the testicles to the prostate, where fluids unite to create semen – the special sauce that nourishes and protects sperm. It's a wild ride that ultimately culminates in a grand exit through the penis. Who knew sperm could be so entertaining? We did!