Get a grip on your kitchen duties with the Unemployed Philosophers Guild Make Me Wet/Squeeze Me Hard Sponge Set – because who said cleaning can't be cheeky? This hard-working duo isn't shy about getting down and dirty, ensuring your kitchen stays as sassy as your culinary skills.

With every squishy, scrubby Dirty Mind sponge, you'll be inspired to keep things steamy. Keep one handy for those quick clean-ups, delicate stemware wipe-downs, or buffing up those intricate fixtures that deserve a little extra attention.

Just like life, these chamois-scrubby Dirty Mind sponges have a soft side and a rough side – because, let's face it, aren't we all a bit like that? Dive into the dishwashing drama with gusto. Plunge, squeeze, rub, and repeat – it's a kitchen routine that's anything but ordinary.

Measuring at 4" x 2.25" x 1.25", these sponges are ready to lend a hand and a bit of humor to your culinary escapades. So, why settle for a boring cleaning routine when you can add a splash of fun to your sink-side adventures?