Introducing Whiskey River Soap Company's Pencils For Nurses - the perfect blend of humor and appreciation for the hardworking nurses out there.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? You must be completely delusional if you think I’m a waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now. So too bad if you don’t like the green Jell-o. Shut your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word: maybe.

With our Nurses Pencils, we celebrate the wit and resilience of nurses everywhere. Each pack contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils, adorned with humorous messages that only those in the nursing profession can truly appreciate.

So here's to the nurses - the unsung heroes of the healthcare world. Treat yourself or your favorite nurse to Pencils For Nurses and add a touch of humor to their daily routine.