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Penis Keychain with Sparkly Urethra
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I Heart Guts

Penis Keychain with Sparkly Urethra

C$12.99 Excl. tax
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I Heart Guts Penis Keychain: Cheeky and sparkling, this unique accessory is a playful conversation starter for on-the-go humor! Read more.

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Introducing our sparkly sensation – the I Heart Guts Penis Keychain with a Glittering Urethra! This keychain showcases the amazing anatomy of your member, making it the perfect accessory for a good laugh and a unique conversation starter. It's not just a keychain; it's a fab vasectomy gag gift, a bachelorette party delight, or the ideal funny anatomical urological gift for any occasion that needs a touch of humor.

Let our cute and funny keychain break the ice at health education chats or bring smiles to the urology clinic. Need a cute organ for your IVF clinic bathroom keys? Look no further! Send them off with the sample cup and a pert glitter enamel keychain. This sparkly gem measures 2.35" wide and 1.75" tall, comes packed on an educational card, and was made in China – because even anatomy has a global sense of humor.

Beyond the obvious bachelorette party giggles, a bit of hung humor may be just what the doctor ordered for those dealing with ED, cancer, balanitis, Bowen's disease, or genital warts. If you believe in the healing power of laughter, you've come to the right place.

Our sparkly genital enamel keychain isn't just here for laughs; it brings the fun to vasectomy surgery, enlargement surgery, implant surgery, or whatever other medical care your member may need. And because we believe in rewarding the brave souls working in the urology field, why not give up the D to your urology tech, urology nurse, or urologic surgeon with this cute little keychain? It's also a great gender affirmation surgery gift or FTM transition gift.

Bring this adorable keychain anatomy character to your next urology education event, medical convention, or health walk. Lighten a tough subject with a touch of humor and a big heap of empathy for complex vascular and urological conditions and disorders. Perfect for doctors, nurses, and even brain surgery post-op – because laughter is the best medicine. Use it as a funny prize wheel giveaway at convention booths, conferences, and health awareness events. This sparkly cutie will bring visitors to your booth and add a touch of humor to even the most serious subjects!

Our anatomical keychain features a cross-section view of the fascinating urological plumbing, a scrotal friend, plus sparkly tubing that we think you'll love. Get to know your corpus cavernosa, your corpus spongiosum, and all that other wizard-sounding stuff up in your member – because who said anatomy can't be both educational and entertaining?

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