Albert Einstein Lip Balm - Unflavored

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Unlock the genius of smooth lips with Albert Einstein Lip Balm from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This unflavored wonder may not bend space‑time, but it will help you crack the equation for softer, smarter‑looking lips. Pocket‑sized and perfectly practical, it’s the kind of everyday brilliance Einstein himself might’ve approved of — if he wasn’t so busy rewriting the laws of the universe. Consider it your own little formula for lip‑care relativity.

🧪 Specs:

• Net Wt: 0.15 oz (4.25 g)

• Unflavored

• Smooth, moisturizing formula

• Einstein‑themed design

• Compact, pocket‑friendly tube