A little growth for your desk, no watering required.

Sometimes life gets a bit stiff, and you just need a friendly reminder to keep your chin up. Enter the Positive Penis Crochet—the world’s most uplifting (and slightly inappropriate) desk buddy. Hand-stitched with love and a healthy dose of "main character" energy, this little guy is here to provide moral support, a good laugh, and a splash of rainbow-tinted positivity to your workspace.

Measuring a perfectly portable 9 cm tall, it’s the ideal size to hide in a coworker’s cubicle, tuck into a travel bag, or sit proudly on your nightstand as a conversation starter. Whether you’re celebrating a breakup, a birthday, or just the fact that you survived Monday, this cheeky crochet piece is a literal "token" of your affection.

Why this little guy is a total "Stand Out":

• Whimsical Hand-Stitched Design: Features a playful, friendly face and a vibrant "look at me" aesthetic that’s impossible to ignore.

• The Perfect "Pick-Me-Up" Size: At 3.5" tall, it fits in the palm of your hand—perfect for squeezing when life gets stressful.

• Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to turn "boring" gift exchanges into the highlight of the party.

• Versatile Gifting: A legendary choice for bachelorette parties, "thinking of you" jokes, or a very brave Valentine’s Day surprise.

• Soft & Sturdy: Made from durable crochet yarn that’s built to survive being passed around for laughs.

Perfect for: Best friends with a dirty sense of humor, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, and anyone who needs a "positive" reminder to take life less seriously.

Visit ziyablue.com to grab a handful of happiness!