Natural 1? More like Natural Run.

Let’s be honest: the dice gods are fickle, and sometimes they don't just want you to fail—they want you to know exactly how they feel about your character's life expectancy. This "You're Fucked" D20 Enamel Pin is the ultimate badge for the player whose luck is consistently offensive or the Dungeon Master who enjoys a bit of psychological warfare.

Featuring a vibrant red D20 and the most honest status condition in the game, this pin is a wearable reminder that sometimes, the math just isn't on your side. It’s durable, punchy, and a lot easier to carry than the weight of a TPK (Total Party Kill).

Why this pin is a Natural 20 for your gear:

• Honest Aesthetics: Features the iconic D20 shape in a bold red, with a central message that saves everyone the trouble of checking the combat log.

• Tabletop Cred: Perfect for Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, or any RPG where a bad roll can lead to a very long walk back to the character creation screen.

• Built to Last: A sturdy metal and enamel construction that can handle being tossed onto a bag, lanyard, or denim jacket through even the longest campaigns.

• The Perfect DM Gift: Ideal for the Dungeon Master who has everything, including a desire to see their players sweat.

The Nitty-Gritty (Specs):

• Design: Red D20 with "You're Fucked" text.

• Weight: A solid 7g.

• Dimensions: Approximately 1 inch (H) x 1.1 inches (W).

• Material: High-quality metal alloy with a vibrant enamel finish.

• Note: This listing is for the Red Dice Enamel Pin only.

Perfect for:

• Players who have spent more time in the "dying" state than actually playing.

• Dungeon Masters who need to communicate a vibe without saying a word.

• Anyone who believes that if you're going to fail, you should do it with style.