Lunch theft is a serious workplace crime. We have a serious solution.

Tired of opening the office fridge to find your sandwich missing? It’s time to escalate. Introducing the Human Organs Insulated Lunch Bag—the only cooler bag that screams "Biohazard" loud enough to scare away even the hungriest coworker.

Bright red, boldly labeled, and undeniably creepy, this tote is 100% guaranteed to cause double-takes in the breakroom, school cafeteria, or family picnic. While it technically contains your tuna salad, to everyone else, it looks like you're on a very urgent medical mission. The aluminum-insulated interior keeps your "specimens" (or snacks) at the perfect temperature, ensuring your food stays cooler than a cadaver.

Why It’s A Vibe

• The Ultimate Anti-Theft Device: No one—and we mean no one—is going to risk opening a bag labeled "Human Organs - For Transportation."

• Medical Grade Cooling (Sort Of): Features a high-quality aluminum-insulated interior to keep your hot foods hot and your cold cuts chilling.

• The Perfect Prank: The ideal gag gift for nurses, medical students, EMTs, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a healthy appetite.

• Gift Ready: Comes in a retail gift box, making it an easy win for Secret Santa or a "Get Well Soon" (too soon?) gift.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: Approx. 10 inches x 6 inches x 6 inches (Perfect for a hearty lunch... or a heart).

• Exterior Material: Durable Polyester.

• Interior Material: Aluminum Foil Insulation.

• Disclaimer: No actual organs were harmed in the making of this lunchbox. Probably.