I Get A Boner Just Thinking About You Card

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I Get A Boner Just Thinking About You Valentine's Day Card 💖😂

Product Description:

Say goodbye to sappy Valentine’s cards and hello to one with real personality! This card brings the perfect mix of cheeky charm and mildly chaotic Valentine’s energy—ideal for anyone who loves with enthusiasm (and maybe a little attitude).

Key Features:

• Size: A2 card (4.25" × 5.5")
• Interior: Blank inside for your own love note, thirst trap, or emotional spiral
• Material: Printed on premium Acid-Free / Chlorine-Free / FSC Certified stock
• Envelope: Includes a matching pastel pink Green Seal Certified envelope
• Packaging: Packaged in a protective sleeve
• Origin: Designed and printed in Canada

Bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a reaction (the good kind). Make your Valentine smile with this unique card!