I've Decided When I Die Birthday Card

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I've Decided When I Die, I Want... Birthday Card

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Celebrate with Dark Humor! 🖤🎉

Make their birthday memorable with our I've Decided When I Die, I Want... Birthday Card!

• Witty Front Message: "I've decided when I die, I want a closed coffin. So, toilet lid down?" A hilarious twist for those who appreciate dark humor!

• Inside Message: Simply says, "Happy Birthday," keeping the tone light and fun.

• Vintage Style: Features a flat finish that adds a unique charm.

• Perfect Size: Measures 4.5" x 7.25" and comes with a white envelope for easy gifting.

• Made in Canada: Quality craftsmanship—weight: 11 g (0.39 oz).

Add a touch of humor to their special day! 🎈🤣