Because every cat deserves a little luxury—and so do their humans!
Judgmental Chicken Purse | Plush 3D Hen Bag – 27cm Quirky Crossbody
Finally, a Purse That Disapproves of Your Life Choices as Much as You Do.
Looking for an accessory that provides both storage and side-eye? Meet the Judgmental Chicken Purse, the only bag that stares back. Whether you’re heading to the farmer's market or just want to make people uncomfortable in the grocery store checkout line, this plush hen is ready to judge everyone you encounter with her unblinking, suspicious gaze.
Crafted from super-soft plush (because even judgmental birds deserve to be cuddly), this 27cm hen is surprisingly functional. With enough room for your phone, keys, and perhaps a few snacks for the road, it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone whose fashion sense leans toward "unhinged rural chic." It’s unisex, it’s durable, and it’s 100% guaranteed to be the most talkative thing you wear all year.
Why You Need This Bird in Your Life:
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Unmatched Side-Eye: Features a 3D chicken design with an expression that says, "Are you really going to buy that third coffee?"
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Super-Soft Plush: Made from premium, huggable material that feels more like a pet than a purse.
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Functional & Fun: A secure polyester lining keeps your essentials safe while you’re out ruffling feathers.
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Conversation Starter: Perfect for festivals, gift-giving, or just making sure no one sits next to you on the bus.
The Specs:
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Material: Soft Plush (Exterior) & Durable Polyester (Interior)
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Dimensions: 27cm Depth x 18cm Height x 13cm Width
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Style: 3D Animal Shaped Crossbody/Purse
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Vibe: Sassy, fluffy, and unapologetically weird.