The Only Way You’ll Actually Enjoy Having Mono.

They call it the "Kissing Disease," but let’s be honest: the actual Epstein-Barr virus is a lot less romantic than it sounds. If you’re looking to spread knowledge instead of extreme fatigue and swollen lymph nodes, the GIANTmicrobes Kissing Disease (Mono) Plush is the perfect suitor.

Measuring approximately 5-7 inches, this plush features a scientifically accurate (yet surprisingly charming) representation of the EBV virus. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for college health centers, biology labs, or as a "get well soon" gift for the student who learned about infectious diseases the hard way. Soft, durable, and 100% non-contagious, this is one virus you’ll actually want to bring home to meet your parents.

Why This Microbe is a Catch:

• Anatomical Accuracy: Based on the actual structure of the Epstein-Barr virus, complete with a sweet embroidered face that belies its viral reputation.

• Educational & Relatable: A fun way to teach virology, the immune response, and the importance of not sharing water bottles (or spit).

• Perfect for Pros & Students: A must-have for infectious disease specialists, school nurses, and weary med students.

• Relatable Humor: The perfect gift for anyone who has survived the "Big Sleep" of mononucleosis.

The Specs:

• Brand: GIANTmicrobes

• Size: Approx. 5-7" (The perfect desk companion)

• Material: Soft, high-quality plush with embroidered details

• Theme: Infectious Disease & College Health Awareness

• Vibe: Witty, educational, and slightly cheeky.