No Crystal Ball Needed Card
No Crystal Ball Needed Card
No Crystal Ball Needed Card
No Crystal Ball Needed Card

No Crystal Ball Needed Card

$8.99 CAD

Product Details

A boldly flirty card for the partner who appreciates humor with a side of heat. The “No Crystal Ball Needed to Know You’re Getting Laid Tonight” card mixes vintage charm with modern sass, making it the perfect way to spark a grin — and maybe a little anticipation. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or a random Tuesday that needs spicing up, this cheeky greeting guarantees a reaction.

Specs

  • Premium soft‑touch cardstock

  • Precision die‑cut detailing

  • Includes A2 kraft envelope (4‑3/8" x 5‑3/4")

  • Blank interior for your own spicy or sweet message

  • Vintage‑inspired design with a playful, flirty twist

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