Where plants meet potty humor!

Hilarious, bold, and absolutely unforgettable—meet the Peeing Body Drip Dry Planter! This cheeky ceramic planter features a headless body in the classic "peeing" pose, with the plant opening perfectly positioned for maximum comedic effect. Available in glossy white or black, it's perfect for succulents, cacti, or anyone who appreciates bathroom humor with their botanicals!

Product Features

• Hilarious Design: Headless body in peeing pose—plants as the "stream"

• Drainage Hole: Functional planter with proper drainage

• Glossy Ceramic: Durable, high-quality finish

• Color Options: Available in white or black

• Perfect Size: 11.4 cm W × 11.5 cm H—ideal for small succulents

• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed laughs & "Is that what I think it is?!"

Perfect For

Gag gifts • Bathroom humor • Funny planters • Succulent lovers • Office pranks • White elephant gifts • Bachelor parties • Cheeky home decor • Unique gifts • Plant lovers with humor • Desk plants • Conversation starters

Why You'll Love This Planter

✅ Hilariously bold peeing pose design!✅ Functional drainage for healthy plants✅ 

Finally, a planter that understands the true meaning of "watering your plants."

Boring terracotta is so last season. If your home decor is missing a certain je ne sais quoi (and by that, we mean a headless torso in a compromising position), meet the Peeing Body Drip Dry Planter. It’s hilarious, it’s bold, and it’s the only home accessory guaranteed to make your guests do a double-take followed by a full-blown cackle.

Crafted from high-quality glossy ceramic and available in Sleek Black or Classic White, this planter features a perfectly positioned opening that turns your favorite succulent or trailing vine into a very specific kind of "stream." It’s the ultimate marriage of botanical beauty and potty humor.

Why this planter is a total "relief":

• The "Wait, Is That...?" Design: A headless body in the classic "nature’s call" pose. Your plants have never looked so… relieved.

• Functionally Funny: It’s not just a gag; it’s a real home for your plants. Includes a drainage hole to keep your succulents from actually getting "soggy bottoms."

• Premium Glossy Finish: High-shine ceramic that looks sophisticated from afar and hilarious from up close.

• The Ultimate Gag Gift: Perfect for White Elephant parties, bachelor pads, or that one friend who still thinks farts are funny (because they are).

• Compact & Cheeky: At 11.4 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for a desk, a bathroom vanity, or a very brave windowsill.

Perfect for: Office pranks, bathroom decor, people who don't take life too seriously, and anyone looking for a "stream-lined" aesthetic.

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