Finally, a pen that’s as honest as your internal monologue.

Let’s face it: some days at the office (or the hospital, or the classroom) require more than just a standard ballpoint. They require a pen that understands the vibe. Our Novelty Pen Sets are designed for the bold, the hardworking, and the hilariously caffeinated. Whether you're charting vitals, grading papers, or just making a grocery list, these pens let everyone know exactly where you stand without you having to say a word.

Each set features a curated collection of cheeky, relatable phrases that range from "sweetly supportive" to "don't even look at me." Crafted from high-quality, break-resistant ABS with a smooth 1.0 mm tip, these pens don't just look funny—they write like a dream. With quick-drying black ink, you can vent your frustrations on paper without the smudge.

Why these pens are the "write" choice:

• Unfiltered Humor: Choose the set that fits your life—from the "Fresh Out of F's" collection for the perpetually over-it, to specialized sets for the Teachers and Nurses who keep the world spinning.

• Effortless Flow: The 1.0 mm tip provides a smooth, skip-free writing experience, perfect for fast-paced note-taking.

• Ergonomic & Durable: Lightweight and designed for comfort (14x5x1 cm), with a sturdy metal clip to keep your favorite "attitude" attached to your notebook or scrubs.

• Gift-Ready Greatness: The ultimate "secret santa," graduation, or "just because" gift for your favorite co-worker who shares your dark sense of humor.

• Quick-Dry Ink: Because nobody has time for ink stains when they're busy being a legend.

The Sets:

• Teachers: "Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat."

• Nurses: "Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever."

• Fresh Out of F's: "For F***'s Sake."

Perfect for: Burned-out professionals, sarcastic students, stationery addicts, and anyone who thinks office supplies should be 10% utility and 90% personality.

Visit ziyablue.com to pick the set that speaks your truth!