Finally, a plant that you literally cannot kill.

Let’s be honest: being a plant parent is a high-stakes game of "Will it Wilt?" Reward your green thumb (or apologize to your half-dead ferns) with the Supreme Botanist Candle. This 16oz powerhouse is dedicated to the legends who treat their monsteras like royalty and their succulents like coworkers.

The scent, "Two Green Thumbs Up," captures that specific "pure plant parenthood" vibe—fresh, earthy, and significantly better than the smell of overwatered soil. It’s hand-poured into a quirky, fancy paint can container that features a gift tag lid, meaning you can skip the card and get straight to the "botanical magic."

The "Greenhouse" Highlights:

• Double-Sided Sentiment: The front crowns you the "World's Most Supreme Botanist," while the back reminds everyone that tiny humans aren't the only things needing TLC.

• Handmade Wooden Wick: Provides a smooth, clean burn and a subtle crackle that sounds like a peaceful afternoon in a conservatory.

• 70-Hour Escape: With nearly three days of burn time, this candle lasts longer than that one orchid you tried to save last spring.

• Upcyclable Container: Once the wax is gone, the paint can makes for a "fabulous" crafty holder for your gardening tools, propagation clippings, or pens.

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Pro Tip: Always burn responsibly. Keep away from curious pets, adventurous kids, and anything that shouldn't be set on fire (like your prize-winning fiddle leaf fig).