For when reality is a 0/5 star experience and you need an immediate exit.

Let’s be honest: adulting is exhausting, the news is a lot, and sometimes the only thing keeping us grounded is the knowledge that somewhere, in a fictional kingdom, a dragon is currently hoarding gold. If you’re constantly counting down the minutes until you can trade your chores for a magical world of adventure and mayhem, this Punchkin is your new spirit animal.

A Literary Escape in Plush Form This isn't just a decorative pillow; it’s a lifestyle statement. Featuring a striking purple design with a crescent moon, stars, and the relatable plea, "I LIKE MY FANTASIES TO HELP ME ESCAPE REALITY," this plush captures the exact moment a reader reaches peak burnout. With her wide, exhausted eyes and charmingly detailed spine, she’s the perfect companion for your nightstand, bookshelf, or favorite reading nook.

The Ultimate Gift for Fantasy Addicts Looking for the perfect gift for the friend who lives in multiple fictional worlds at once? You’ve found it. Whether they are obsessed with high-stakes quests or cozy magical mysteries, this plush is a soft, huggable reminder that it's okay to float away into a book whenever the real world gets a little too loud.

The "Bookish" Details:

• Design: Vibrant purple book shape with a "burned-out" facial expression, detailed spine, and celestial embroidery.

• Motto: Features the bold text: "I LIKE MY FANTASIES TO HELP ME ESCAPE REALITY."

• Dimensions: Measures roughly 5.75" x 7.81"—the ideal size to nestle between your favorite hardcovers.

• Vibe: Witty, self-aware, and unapologetically obsessed with escapism.

• Quality: High-quality plush fabric that is as squishy as it is relatable.