Not All Heroes Wear Capes (Some Just Wear Leather) Let’s be honest: saving the world is great, but looking incredibly good while doing it is even better. Celebrate your favorite queer superhero—or just your wonderfully slutty best friend—with this hilariously cheeky LGBTQ+ birthday card. It perfectly blends vintage comic book aesthetics with top-tier gay humor.

This delightfully unapologetic card features a retro illustration of a muscular, scantily clad man soaring through a starry sky. He is perfectly accessorized for a night out (or a mission to Mars) in blue thigh-high boots, gloves, a bubble space helmet, a jetpack, and a very strappy body harness. The bold text on the front sets up the absolute perfect joke: "YOU WEAR A HARNESS SO YOU CAN FLY, SAVE LIVES, FIGHT CRIME...". (We all know exactly what the punchline is going to be!)

Why He'll Be Obsessed With It:

• Hilarious & Cheeky: The ultimate funny birthday card for the friend or partner who fully embraces their unapologetic, sassy era.

• Retro Comic Vibe: The vintage pop-art illustration style makes the dirty joke land perfectly.

• Bestie Approved: The absolute best card to hand over right before a wild night out at his favorite gay bar.

Grab this card, buy him a drink, and celebrate his special day in style.