Fresh breath. Foul language. The ultimate "shut up" snack.

Sometimes, words just aren't enough. When you need to tell someone exactly how you feel—but you also want them to have excellent oral hygiene—look no further. Introducing the Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks, the only candy that is as refreshing as it is insulting.

Whether it’s for that coworker who never stops talking, a "White Elephant" gift that will actually get a laugh, or just a way to spice up a bachelorette party, these peppermint-flavored phallic treats are the gold standard of gag gifts. They are small, they are minty, and they send a very clear message.

Why They’re a "Hole" Lot of Fun

• Refreshing Reprimand: Deliciously peppermint-flavored so they can enjoy the taste of their own defeat.

• The Perfect Prank: 100% guaranteed to cause double-takes, spit-takes, and immediate laughter (or awkward silence).

• Convenient Size: The 3oz bag is perfectly portable, making it easy to drop on a desk or slip into a stocking.

• Versatile Gifting: Ideal for breakups, bachelorettes, retirements, or just a Tuesday afternoon with friends who have a dark sense of humor.

Product Specifications

• Flavor: Peppermint (The "Cool" kind of insult).

• Weight: 3 oz (Approx. 85 g).

• Shape: Anatomically... humorous.

• Vibe: Bold, Witty, and Unapologetically Crude.