The "Happily Ever After" Anthem.

For the woman who finally realized her peace was worth more than the chaos, Bad Betty Greeting Co. presents the "A Wise Woman Once Said..." card. This isn't just a greeting; it’s a legendary salute to the power of walking away. Whether she’s closing a corporate laptop for the last time or signing those papers, this card is the ultimate toast to choosing oneself.

Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration and a punchline that hits like a double espresso, it’s the perfect way to celebrate a major life pivot.

Why It’s a Total Classic:

• Empowering Punchline: Features the iconic phrase: "A Wise Woman Once Said ‘Fck This Shit’ and She Lived Happily Ever After."

• Versatile AF: The go-to sentiment for retirement, divorce, quitting a toxic job, or finally moving out of a bad roommate situation.

• Luxury Feel: Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock that feels as expensive as her new freedom.

• Blank Inside: Plenty of room for your own unfiltered advice (or just a bunch of celebratory exclamation points).

The Specs:

Ready to celebrate a woman who knows her worth? Add the Wise Woman Card to your cart and let the new chapter begin! 👑🖕

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