This year, blow out something different.

Light up the laughs and add some serious heat to the cake with our X-Rated Birthday Candle. Forget the boring number candles or the ones that spell "Happy Birthday"—this cheeky wax masterpiece is here to make sure the guest of honor (and everyone else) never forgets how old they are... or at least, how immature you are.

Measuring 3.5" x 3.5", this paraffin wax candle fits perfectly on top of any cake, cupcake, or precarious stack of donuts. It's the perfect way to spark laughter, create memorable photos, and guarantee that Grandma is slightly scandalized.

Why This Candle takes the Cake:

• Giggle-Inducing: Guaranteed to be the center of attention (and the topic of conversation) before the singing even starts.

• Perfect Size: At 3.5 inches, it’s big enough to make a statement but small enough not to crush the frosting.

• Burning Love: Made from quality paraffin wax for a bright, steady burn while you struggle to think of a wish.

• Adults Only: The ultimate addition to bachelorette parties, milestone birthdays, or just a Tuesday night that needs spicing up.

Make your bash unforgettable. Add the X-Rated Birthday Candle to your cart! 🎂😉