For when a standard "thinking of you" card just won’t cut it.

Let’s skip the metaphors about sunsets and long walks on the beach. If you’re looking for a card that gets straight to the point (and maybe causes a little bit of a blush), you’ve found it. Our "You Give Me A Lady Boner" Card is the ultimate tribute to that special someone who still makes your heart—and other parts—race.

Featuring eye-catching gold foil lettering, this card is the perfect mix of "classy" and "completely inappropriate." Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or a random Tuesday when they’re looking particularly good in those jeans, this card ensures they know exactly how you feel.

Why This Card is a Total Turn-On:

• Gold Foil Detail: Because a message this bold deserves to shine. The premium gold foil adds a touch of luxury to your spicy sentiment.

• Eco-Conscious Packaging: Comes with a sunny yellow Green Seal® Certified envelope, so you can be naughty while keeping the planet nice.

• Blank Inside: We’ve provided the headline; you provide the details. The interior is a blank canvas for your most romantic (or raunchy) personal message.

• Proudly Canadian: Designed and printed in Canada with high-quality materials that feel as good as they look.

The Nitty-Gritty:

• Size: A2 (4.25” x 5.5”)

• Printing: Premium Digital Print + Gold Foil

• Includes: Card, Yellow Envelope, and Protective Sleeve

• Vibe: Bold, playful, and unapologetically thirsty.

Ready to make them feel like a million bucks? Add this card to your cart and get ready for a very interesting "Thank You." 😏💖